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A man is jogging along the beach and notices a woman with no arms and no legs laying on a blanket crying. He feels sorry and runs over to ask what’s wrong. She replies “I’ve never been hugged.” He looks around there are no people on the beach so he picks her up and gives her a huge hug, then gently lays her down on the blanket and runs off as she smiles.
The next day the same man is jogging along the beach and sees the same woman once again crying, he runs over to her and asks “what’s wrong?” She replies sobbing “I’ve never been kissed.” He looks around there are no other people on the beach so he picks her up and gives her a big kiss on the lips, then gently lays her down and runs off as she smiles.
The following day the same man is jogging along the beach and sees the same woman crying. He jogs over and asks her “what’s wrong today?” She replies “I’ve never been f#@$ed!” He looks around and there are no other people on the beach, so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean saying “you’re f#@$ed now!”